General and the beautiful girl

I had just started working in an insurance company as a trainee when I noticed this gorgeous girl working in the office next door. Each day she walked through the room where I was sitting two or three times, and after a while we started exchanging some quick words every time she passed. A few weeks on, our chats became longer, and I was seriously thinking about asking her out after work.

One day my trusted friend General Snus decided to play a trick on me. I had reached the bottom of my can, and finished it off by putting a rather large amount of snus under my upper lip. The day wore on, and as we all know - it gets pretty loose and soggy if you keep it in for too long. I was just about to get up and head to the bathroom to spit it out when the beautiful girl came up behind me and greeted me with a loud 'BOO!'. This caught me completely off-guard, so my jump made half the snus I had drop into my mouth, the rest covering my teeth as I turned to her to say something... But to speak with your mouth full of snus is not easy, so I made a quick decision to swallow it all, before smiling to the girl with snus covering my front teeth. She immediately backed two steps away, looked at me as if I had some terrible disease and then headed for the door. I did not have the time to say anything as she walked as my stomach clearly signalled that I had to get to the bathroom, and get there very very quickly... ;-)

Needless to say, I had some explaining to do, but the shock she had seeing me with black teeth must have stuck deep in her, 'cos I didn't see her again for almost a week. I finally had the opportunity to explain the situation to her, and although she did not like the fact I was using loose snus, she agreed to go on a date. We ended up having loads of fun together before she got another job in another town, effectively ending our little romance.

By K H Aalhus

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